Rule 1. Do not talk about Alba Ater
Rule 2. Do NOT talk about Alba Ater
Rule 3. We are Sursok
Rule 4. Sursok is legion
Rule 5. Sursok never forgives
Rule 6. Sursok can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
Rule 7. Sursok is still able to deliver
Rule 8. There are no real rules about posting
Rule 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
Rule 10 If you enjoy Alba Ater’s jokes - DON'T
Rule 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
Rule 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
Rule 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
Rule 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
Rule 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
Rule 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
Rule 17. Every win fails eventually
Rule 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
Rule 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
Rule 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
Rule 21. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
Rule 22. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
Rule 23. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
Rule 24. Lurk more - it's never enough
Rule 25. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
Rule 26. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
Rule 27. Nothing is Sacred
Rule 28. The pool is always closed
Rule 29. Do Not turn your back on Sursok. Do not Betray Sursok. Sursok does not forget and neither should you. What Sursok gives, Sursok can take away. We control everything.
Rule 30. Sursok is always behind you...ALWAYS.